MURPHY'S LAWS OF THE HP 95LX

1. 1) If someone asks to see your 95LX, it will lock up when you turn it on.
2. 2) If you're only 3 points from a high score, your batteries will die.
3. 3) If an appointment is important, you'll forget to turn the alarm on.
4. 4) If you turn the alarm on, you'll set the time to 3 a.m. instead of 3 p.m.
5. 5) If you try to transmit files, the serial port will be off.
6. 6) If the serial port is on, your AC adapter is unplugged.
7. 7) If running DOS, you'll be asked for a phone number.
8. 8) If you're running the Phone Book, you'll need a DOS application.
9. 9) If the boss walks by, you'll have a game on the screen.
10. 10) The program you want the most is the one that won't run on the 95LX.

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