YOU USE IT TOO MUCH WHEN ...

You know you're using your 95LX too much when:

1. 1. You mis-dial a number on your telephone and you look for the backspace key.
2. 2. You try using ALT-Arrows on your desktop PC to bring back scrolled text.
3. 3. You get so used to getting info from your '95 that you reach for it when someone asks you how the weather is.
4. 4. You haven't read a book in over a month.
5. 5. Your wife starts leaving little notes to you in MEMO.
6. 6. You start checking your mail box more than once a day looking for the next issue of The HP Palmtop Paper.
7. 7. You can't bear the thought of doing without it long enough to send it to HP, even for little repairs like a cracked screen or smoke coming out.
8. 8. You have AC adapters plugged in next to the bed, your desk, your easy chair, and the toilet!
9. 9. You start hiding your credit card bill (with its charges from the HP 95LX CompuServe section) from your wife.
10. 10.You have a dream where you stand up in front of a group of people and say, "Hello. My name is Dave, and I'm a 95LX user."
11. 11.You laugh out loud at silly messages like this one. Of course, none of this is based on personal experience. Really.
12. 12.You miss your plane and you were sitting right next to gate.

CompuServe ID: [72330,130]

with addition by Larry Tachna

CompuServe ID: [76520,1630]